Okay, so the other day, er..well, NIGHT. I had a weird ass dream. Really..different. So, this is how it happend....Carrie, my sister's friend, was in labor..and they took her to a different state..and my bff Gummi and I went to go find her. Tagging along with us was some hot ass emo dude who, apparently, was a vampire. So, at first, we got two motorcyles. Gummi had one and I rode with the vamp dude...who I guess liked Gummi while i liked him. So, that kinda sucked. Seems all guys give her the attention, oh well. So, we get to some hospital and see Carrie....when we come out, it's snowing and shit and all of a sudden..gummi and Mr.Vampy are gone. So, I'm walking around the parking lot and see them sitting in a Buick looking car...we get in and drive off....we go to a school where I guess me and Gummi had attended. We went into the bathroom and looked around the stalls. Finally, I go into one and pull out a razorblade from between the toilet paper thing and the stall wall. Gummi takes it and cuts herself and then i take it and GASH my arm and start licking the blood off. Then, Mr.Totally hot vampy dude pushes me into the stall and...starts licking my arm and other places...then my mom woke me up. DAMN IT!
About Me
- Dark
- All God's Village
- I'm me. What is "me"? Weird, Odd, Scary, Funny and hyper, all wrapped in a flour tortilla wrap, sprinkled with a little bit of cheese(even though I'm lactose intolerant)and served cold to many unsuspecting people.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
An Ode to Friends( Part ONE)

An Ode, to a friend, who brushes her hair with a fork. To a friend who has the cutest look of desperation when you take away her sandwich O.o A friend who uses you as a seat at school and wedding receptions. To a friend who just announces how much she loves you. An Ode to:
;[Ashley]Apathy(TM)
This is to a friend who sends funny pictures of Teachers during summer,
to a friend who dubs you "Crap-Bag"
and
threatens to rape you with a ham sandwich.
To a friend who kicks ass at Resident Evil.
An Ode to:
Chelsey~Tomb Raider~ C.
Ah, my Trans-gendered Lover,
to you I give my heart.
To a guy who loves tinker bell and
says, "I'm sorry, but we can't be lovers"
To a person who let me put eyeliner on him.
Oh, how much I love you, My Sunshine.
An Ode to:
Jordan~Jordie-Poo~ K.
aka-My "brother"XD
James--the talented ar-teest-
How are you after burning your forehead with my straightener?
Where is the hackysack that bruised my boob and possibly gave me future breast cancer?
Your my loser
and I, your freak O.o
An Ode to:
James-Mini Skwonk- L.
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Monday, June 9, 2008
More From The Sims 2, cause I'm so bored
Okay...so, when Nikie called we kinda thought up a story for my sims...but I decided to play around today and start over someother time...yeah...whatever.
So, I made the "vampire" family, which consisted of
Brian, Cassandra, Nathan and Alana(the kid). I planned on using Alana and Cassandra later on in the story, if I used them at all...all I really needed was Nathan and Brian.
And..here is Nathan arguing with Maura's mother, who's name
has been changed to Annie.
Maura and Nathan again..her dress is cute!XD
and FINALLY at the end of the day..GUESS WHO PROPOSED!!
God, I'm obsessed.XD
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
When Life gives you Lemons, squeeze the juice into the eyes of people you don't like.
Ahhh. Yet another boring day to carry on about. Yet another post in my blog for people to not read...and I'm getting tired of all the "yet"s already.
So, I was babysitting last night and didn't go to sleep until 1am. I was at my sisters house, watching Zack*the two year old*, while she stayed at her friends house. I slept, and slept...and...woke up around 5 to see "one missed Call" on the cellphone. Well, I saw that it was from Carries cell phone and just figured that my sisters was drunk and calling, so i went back to sleep without calling back. Then, around 10 maybe, I sleepily awaken to the end of the ringtone, only to see "5 Missed Calls" go to "6 Missed Calls". They were all from my mom, so I was like..Shit, what's happening. So, i call her back and all I get is. "Your sisters outside the door" "Mmmkay" so, I get up, open the door(she left her keys with me) and see her pillows and bags outside the door. I get them in and then she comes in....apparently she's been standing outside since about 5am, banging on the door and calling me. She told me she slept there some, had to pee and at one time shit and finally just sat with one of her elderly neighbors. Apparently she woke everyone but ME up that morning. So, what's the moral of this story?? DON'T LEAVE YOUR KEYS WITH ME IF YOUR GOING TO BE HOME AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!!!
So yeah. I finally got the Teen Stuff expansion pack for my Sims 2 game....it was a rip off. Cute stuff, but still, a rip off for 20 bucks. 10 would be more like it. But yeah. Soooo...I've got nothing to do or say.
^.^ So I'm gonna post a picture my sissy-N3k0- drew me. It's entilteld "Dark and Her Future Boyfriend"
Here's a pic I drew for my mom...about a year or so ago(my art sucks, btw)
Ahh. The Strangers is a good movie..kinda funny, to me anyways. But yeah. Good. I really want to see The Happening now....are there any other movies coming out that start with "The"..let's hope not.
So yeah, since i don't have a life, I'm gonna start doing Sim movies or something. Right now, I've just got three characters done.
(in order) Kara, the mother and Maura done.XD

The two sisters fought, and Maura dropped Kara on her Ass.
And yes, they share a room.XD It's really sorta funny.
And here are me and some of my friends as SIMS.
Okay....the dude with blonde hair in front is Jordan, behind him is
Cheley, then beside Chelsey is me, infront of me in the pink shirt is
Alyssa, The girl in the green shirt with the star is Laceii, behind Laceii
is Devin, then the long-ish haired red head is N3k0 and in front of her,
on one knee, is James.
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Friday, June 6, 2008
A Long Car Ride ending with an Easy Break
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Th3 L0v3d 4nd Th3 L0v3l3ss
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Blood+ one of the Best Anime's I've ever seen
Not only does Blood+ have a kick ass chick as the hero, but it has one of the best story plots ever!! With an evil twin sister(who KILLS her sisters adopted little brother-AFTER-getting pregnant with his kids), chivaliers(spl?), chiropterants,(HAGI: Beasts that live on blood) and HAGI! I just love Hagi. I missed the very last episode on Adult Swim, but guess what I just watched on youtube..the last episode..and I had to start tearing up. Diva(evil sister) and Saya(the hero/good sister) lock into mortal combat with one of Diva's chivaliers watching-holding her still coocoonned twins- and Diva gets killed. It's so sad cause you see her imagining herself laying in a feild with her two daughters crawling around. And that's it. And that's when SAYA SAYS SHE WANTS HAGI TO KILL HER! WTF??? Yeah, but so Hagi admits his love for Saya and she utters, simply, "I want to live". And so she does, but Hagi does not. He gets killed, shitty right? RIGHT! So, Kai(Saya's older adoptive brother) and herself keep the twins, Saya decides not to kill them..but...what happens?? SAYA GOES BACK TO SLEEP!!! And Kai takes the twin girls, guesstimated to be about 3-5, to "the place where it all started" which is the family tomb where she's sleeping, and there's a rose there, with Hagi's hair ribbon tied to it. "Don't touch it, it's your aunties" SO, HAGI LIVES!!! AND I'M SO HAPPY...I'd be so much happier...if that wasn't the LAST episode..okay. I'm done...you people have no clue to what I'm talking about do you? Ohhhhh well.
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