So, as of late, I can say I have officially squirted white stuff all over my best friend. 

Weird enough, I'm not lying. 

So, this is how it went down, for all you dirty/curious minds out there.

We had spent probably an hour or so discussing random anime characters we loved. My main one was...ENVY! Hehe. So we talked and then she's like "I'm hungry. It's snack time!" So we got up and went to the kitchen and I grabbed something out of the fridge. And I start giggeling and she just...gives me a [i]Don't even think about it[/i] look. So I don't. She ends up going to the bathroom and I grab it again and follow. 

I'm silent. Like the Ninja that I am...until I say Envy and (NOT on purpose) squeezed a little too hard and my white stuff goes shooting off on the door. I burst into a fit of giggles. My friend cautiously opens the door and I jerk around to face her and squeeze! I got her arm, dammit, before she slammed the bathroom door shut. 

She eventually comes out of the bathroom once promise her I've put it up.

We go back into the kitchen and I whip [i]it[/i] out again. She looks at me, shakes her head and says "Put it down." So I do. I grab something else and arm myself with it and she grabs what I had at first. So, we stood, facing each other with glaring eyes like we were in some horrible western style movie. We didn't really fit the whole "cowboy" part though in tank tops and pajama bottoms. 

I made the first move. I pose and squeeze and I think I got her. So, thinking that I won't squirt her if she runs into the living room, takes off running. I take off after her. I squirt her chest and she gets my stomach. We squirt each other again and again and the table, carpet, floor and door knob get caught in the cross fire. Eventually we resort to wiping what was on us onto each other.

Then we called truths to clean up. It took about ten minutes. After all, the first stuff I was squirting was pretty creamy but the second time around it was kinda...chunky.

So we put our things up and douse ourselves in two different perfumes and two different body lotions. We sniff each other and realize something horrible. If we keep trying to cover the oder of her Ranch and my Tarter Sauce we're going to: "Smell like two Vietnamese whores." <---her opinion, not me. We did stink though, honestly. And only licking the ranch off our arms tasted good. I can't stand tarter sauce, but that didn't keep me from using it as projectile squirt stuff. 

After it was all over and done with I came to a horrible realization. If we had taped that and wrote out a short summery of "Two teen girls squirt white stuff on each other" and put it on DVD...how much money could we have made off perverted idiots who would have no clue at all that we were using one odd but yummy and one odd and nasty, condiments. 

So after that we stood in the kitchen while simoutonisouly bursting out into song and dance. 

Her: C IS FOR COOKIE!

Me: THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

....

ME: I'M NOT A FUCKING COOKIE!

HER: YOU'RE IN DENIAL!

I'll post the link to C IS FOR COOKIE sung by Gluttony, from FMA, at the end. 

So, we have this little dance to go with it and we randomly go off with "L is for Lust, that's good enough for me! E is for ENVY! That's good enough for [b]ME[/b]!" Yeah. We all know it's me yelling me. Since I love Envy and my friend has already planned to kidnap Al, raise him until he's legal, then jumping him. And she tells me I'm totally insane? ....okay, maybe I am but still.

So yeah. I really enjoyed the like three days I spent with Nikie. It was fun, really. 

Awfully understanding, I have to say. I went to her house Tuesday and got sick. Woke up Wednesday feeling like Envy beat the crap out of me using Gluttony as a club. So, in other words, pretty damn bad. So we came to my house and had a lazy day of watching FMA: Brotherhood. Thursday I still was crappy but I dressed her up and got her ready for an UOC character. I so am claiming that phrase. It's an "Useless Original Character". Yeah. I made her into two different ones. My definition of UOC is simply a character that WOULD belong in said show but doesn't exist nor do they exist in any fanfics. So yeah. I turned her into THE SMOKE ALCHEMIST and as much as it pains me, when we had her ready to be a homunculus and she had green hair spary...I just was like "Dude! The dress and hair make you look like Envy and Lust's non existant love child!" So, yeah. She was the Smoke Alchemist first then she became The Homunculus Covet.  

So anyways. Links!!!! You should click at least the first two.

C is for COOKIE

You should click this, if you're really my friend(woah, guilt trip!)

My Deviantart Page It all sucks but eh

Horrible Dreams and Sweet Screams.

<3

Behold, Fiend!

So. Let me recap on today.

I was woken up around ten I think? Then I went back to sleep. Then I woke up of my own accord, shuffeled into the living room only to find almost everyone dressed and ready to go. They went. Two adults. Two children. Only two adults and one child returned. >.O The other child was not lost, I say! She is at her Granny's. Anyways, while they were gone something wondrous happened!

What? you ask?

I BEAT SEYMOUR FLUX FINALLY!!!

And all thanks to Valefor. *huggles*

Well, what else? Nothing really.

I watched some tv, read and colored.

Then, later on that afternoon my mother and I got into an argument over soilders. I say that once they put on the uniform, they have to accept the fact that they might be buried in it. She accused me of being cold hearted. Well, I got up and went outside for a cigarette yelled something over my shoulder and was later informed I scared someone who was lurking in the woods away. Yeah. Mom came out there and was like "There was someone out there. You scared them away." See, I'm such great bodyguard material. So now little Zack is being kept indoors unless he has someone outside with him.

Uhm. What else?

I'm tired. I don't exactly know why but I am. I feel like curling up somewhere and sleeping a few years.
Anyone have any arrows? There are plenty of trees outside, I can go for a 100 year nap. ^.^ Maybe that way when I wake up I'll have like some cute dog demon guy hanging all over me for some reason. Yeah, a reverse of InuYasha. That'd work for me.

Especially if I woke up to the golden eyes of Sesshomaru.

Ahhhhhh.....

- Please hold while Blogger wades her way out of Sesshomaru filled fantasies-

Okay...Like I was saying........

- Please hold again. -

Okay, now for real this time, on to something else. Oh. Envy.

- God DAMN IT! ...Oh. Hello. Please hold while Blogger chases a sexi green palmtree through bubbling brooks and a field of flowers -

OKAY. Now I'm totally off the tracks. I've completely forgotten when I was going to say.

Oh. Here's something. School starts up soon. It's still really weird. People become so accustomed to getting up and going to school and then one day...it's all done with. I still remember August after my graduation and I woke up thinking I was gonna be late. Sad, sad.

But I guess I'm done. I might go trekking through the woods. Maybe that thing that ran off earlier was Envy...or Sesshy.......*drools*

Oh, Fanfic's...let me count the ways I love thee

That's off some kind of poem isn't it? Hm. Anyways, back on subject. Oh, maybe I should state a subject first. Yeah. Fanfics. I love them. They can be soooooooo hilarious. I like the random funny ones a lot. Like the one on fanfiction.net that's called..uhm....ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. As you can guess it, this is the handy dandy manual you get when you order an ENVY(Fullmetal Alchemist) unit. It tells you how to feed it, bathe it and over all care for it. It even answers some FAQ's and troubleshooting....hehe. I like troubleshooting. But seriously, it's all great. There are some stories that make me laugh until I cry. But here's the link to the above mentioned..you should read it. The writer Diamond Mask (I think that's the name) has some other laugh worthy User's Manual's. 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3663222/1/bENVY_b_The_bOwner_bs_Guide_and_Maintenance_bManual_b

But yeah. Oh...color change!!!! I don't know what else to talk about. Other then I'm really tired and I feel like I could've gone to bed hours ago. Anne and the kids might be leaving for home tomorrow so yay for a nap. They've been here for like approx. two weeks now I think. Yeah, she's feeling better. So uhm. I'm bored. Like seriously bored. I guess I'll go play a video game. Final Fantasy 7 I guess. See if I can beat it before I have to give it back to Shaun..Shawn?......HIM tomorrow. BYE!

I Wish I Could Live in Anime

You have to admit. That would be totally awesome. Especially if one of you were to turn on your tv to say...Full Metal Alchemist and noticing a new character. A girl with Crayola crayon red hair, a few piercings and a look of "OH HELL YEAH" in her eyes. Yeah. Do you want to know what this girl would be doing in FMA? No probably not. Half of you could guess, I bet, but for those of you whose imagination is hindered or you just don't know me I'll tell you. I'd...

1. Find Wrath and hug him and tell him I'd be his new Mommy for ever.
2. Be running away from Izumi 'cause even she would be frightend by me showing up and randomly spouting off how awesome she is.
3. Kidnapping Al for my friend, Nikie, who just thinks he's absolutely adorable (not that kind of adorable, she knows he's like 12)
4. Stealing Armstrongs sparkles or accusing him of being a vampire.
5. Shaking Riza Hawkeye's hand and then run away from fear of being shot 'cause my attention would soon slip over to Roy Mustang and his smexyness.
6. Lust. I have to ask her where she got her wonder bra.
7. I'd  be giving Gluttony a super duper yummy cake and instrucing him that he can eat it and not me.
8. Chibi! Here chibi chibi chibi!
9. (I'm trying to make it to ten, so this'll be the first random thing that pops into my head. Hmm...) Wrath needs a makeover. I've always wondered what he'd look like as a girl....Better get a fast get away car too, in case Izumi sees.
10. ENVY! MUST MOLEST SEXY CROSS DRESSING PALM TREE SIN!

Don't you even dare ask me what the hell is wrong with me. I don't know either honestly. All I know is Envy is my favorite, Wrath coming in 2nd, Izumi 3rd and Ed 4th. I'm sure I just made that up off the top of my head since I <3 ALL FMA characters. *tear* HUGHES!!!!!!!

Anyway. I'm bored. And there for a few seconds while standing outside smoking I was beginning to wonder if I was going to see a plane crash or something. No, I did not make THAT up. I was standing there looked up to see lights of an airplane....getting lower....and lower....and lower...and then it disappeared behind one of the many clumps of trees this state is...well, not famous for, but covered by. I waited to hear a KABOOM!!!!! but didn't so I came back in.

So much for an eventful night huh? Hm. Wanna know what other animes I would love to randomly visit?

• Blood+
• Trinity Blood
• Rozen Maiden
• InuYasha
• Ruroni Kenshin
• Outlaw Star

And that's just a very few.

Ok...let's face it people. I'm only writing this because I'm extremely bored, I'm too lazy to log onto yahoo and see if anyone is online even though I keep an eye out for a few certain people namely Lyssa, Jay, D., Nikie and James. And I'm contemplating watching the episode of FMA I taped the other night. And minute by minute it's looking better and better.

And BAM!!!! I remember I'm going to one certain people noted aboves house for a few days and probably need to pack the usual. You know. Clothes, chalk, rope, duct tape...hey, you NEVER know when Envy will randomly show up. I've kept my eye open for him for weeks now....he'll eventually slip up and I'll be there with mace, a gag and my lil' red wagon, ready to knock his ass out and partially drag/pull him off into the sunset....Ah...yeah. Good times to come.






...and on a side note for you who are idiots and are sitting there laughing and thinking "Omg! Does she...like...really think Envy exists?? Like.....OmmmmyGOSH! It's only a show! GAWD!" I prove my point and close my case. Your ENVIOUS of my imagination. So ha. Envy exists.

(namely saying, yes Envy exists. >.> I can pretend it's the Envy with palm tree hair and shoes issues if I want damn it!)

I need an "Old Horror Movie" Channel

OH BABY!

Huh? What? Sorry. That must've been my third personality, the one who's extremely promiscuous.

Excuse me and my bad, bad self.

What the hell?

Don't ask me. Anyways, on to the point. There are so many movies from like "back in the day" that I'm going to go crazy if I don't get to see. I'm not kidding. *eye twitch*

So, don't tell me there is indeed a channel that plays the semi-old horror movies from around the seventy's and onward. Why? Because I'll hunt you down and play and play tic-tac-toe on your back with a whip, that's why. If there was such a channel that I get then I'd know. And there isn't, I know.

One of the above mentioned old movies I want to see is Basket Case. It looks so...odd. It's about a boy who has a secret...in a! Say it with me now..BASKET.

The said secret is his blob of a twin that was removed from him. The ugly lil' mofo apparently likes to kill people. Yeah. There are three movies and I want to see them all. Can anyone say "GOOGLE SEARCH" ?

Another is Razorback. A movie about a gigantic pig that eats people. The pig does one good deed. A woman who is about to be raped is saved. He (if I remember correctly), speaking of the boar-pig-bacon thing, kills her attackers and...drags her off to eat for dinner. Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

I want to see Orca the Killer Whale again. I saw it a long long time ago and can only remember bits and pieces but it's all so good. I always felt the Orca had the right to do what it did. A few Whalers, I suppose that's what they could be called, threw a spear thing and grazed the male and hit the female. They pulled her on board and at the same time, her unborn whale-baby comes ripping out of her. The estranged Father ends up going after the people who killed both his mate and child. It was really sad, it made me cry as a child. But that's just me. I'd rather see humans suffer when opposed to animals.

Why? Some people don't understand my reasoning on that one. We people can do something about our suffering. If were hungry we can reach and get food easily. If we're thirsty, grab a can of pop( woah, sounds so retro), if we're cold, we cover up. Animals can't help themselves to easily and readily available food. If they're cold they're at the mercy of nature or their owner. They have to fend for themselves. I don't know how exactly this post got me off on a rant about animal suffering and such but it's expected.

I write one thing and it sparks another. So get over it.

Basket Case (and just think, that ugly mo' has kids in the third movie)

RAZORBACK! I'm trying to get it right now, My Mom remembers it and thinks the video store can order it. WOOT WOOT.

The Return

Sounds like some amped-up 80's horror movie remake doesn't it? It might as well be. Why, you ask? Because I'm back, that's why. Hm. I have honestly no idea as to what I should blog about but there might be a few tonight.

Let me start by re-capping my life a tiny bit. I had a birthday (an ice cream cake,too). I went to my friend/sister's family/my family barbecue where the food was absolutely delicious. Yes, my friends, I pigged out on Mark's incredible, taste defying, mouth watering hamburgers.

My friend/sister and her family/my family moved. Not far, otherwise I'd be too sad and depressed in bed to bother being on the computer, just down the road.

I've been very lonely. Most of my friends are off in college or joined the military. Just the simple fact that we graduated high school seems to be keeping us apart.

We've gotten together a few times and are still planning our trip to New Orleans. A few possible reasons being:

1. To have a trip where it's just us and no one screaming they have to get home.
2. It's somewhere we've all wanted to go.
3. To Return Dark to her home.

I have to admit, reason number three is of the utmost importance. Don't you agree?

Barbecue sauce rocks. I love it. I'm eating it right now and I eat it on almost anything.
Chicken, Mozeralla Sticks, Hot dogs. ANYTHING. It's just awesome.

I think over the next few weeks I'm doing to blog about movies I want to see. And why. Why is always a good question, unless of course, it's the last word out of your mouth because some mad man has kidnapped you and is submitting you to horrendous torture and your last train of thought lies there.

I don't suppose I make much sense, do I?
...Never do.



D

People, festivals and watermelons...Oh My!

Yeah....Saturday was the Annual Watermelon festival...woot woot? It was boring as hell. Hot as hell. AND! expensive as hell. I mean...a drink was three bucks. To get your face painted...six. Anyone stupid enough to pay that much well...we're not gonna go into detail about what I think of your stupidity. So, Angel, Nikie, Tyler and I were up there around nine or ten to watch the parade. It seems like the stuff like this is getting worser and worser each year. Oh...yay. Look an old police car...cool? Oh..an AMBULANCE! AWESOME!...not. The little cars were pretty cool though. And so was the old timey gangster looking car. (JAY! Get ready, Nikie and I are gonna steal it, we'll be there to pick you up soon.) But...after that...horses, tractors and a few motorcycles...yay? Oh, and my favorite...the cheerleaders. "*clapping* GO ROE GO! I was mean to a lot of people on the floats. I made fun of cheerleaders, my specialty, and waved frantically to Ronald McDonald who, by the way, didn't even acknowledge me! That really hurt my feelings! Okay...not really but still. So we left.
Back at Angel's house we cooled off and ate some burgers then Holly showed up. We went with her for a bit. Instead of going to the festival like she said she was, we ended up at City Park. Nikie and Holly walked out into the water for a bit and then I wanted to go to a play ground so we did. But it was the crappy one. The real nice one that had the slide had an abundance of small people there. But that was okay. The one we were at had four swings, just enough for all four of us, and some of those rocking things...one was a truck and the other an alligator with room for two. I'm sure you can guess what I ran to first. Yes...the alligator. Nikie jumped on the back and we rocked back and fourth, all the while Holly was taping us on her camera. That was AFTER I said something about how it was the motions of sex. It was,too. Pushing down, coming back up...it was...odd. And sad, with me in a skirt. Zach came over and pushed it down really hard
and Nikie and I almost flew off. He kept doing it and then he stopped.
"Come on Zach! Slow, sensual movements!" Holly, of course, caught that on tape.
So we swung next and Zach twisted me on the swing. Then a competition of who could go higher. Then I stopped and ended up taking off nikie's flip flops and putting them back on while she was still swinging.
Finally, we left. Went to the W.M.F and I saw my dad there...shocked, i jumped out of the truck in moving traffic and went over to visit with Nikie. Then we went to glasgow to eat dinner. Chinese...mmm. But didn't finish eating 'cause we had called Angel and originally she said to be back by six thirty on the phone it was five forty something and she said we wouldn't be back by six. So we had to speed home in really bad rain storms. Unfair. And we were gonna go to holly's dorm to see her room and stuff. She says there are two asian boys there, twins, and that I'd like them, so I really really wanted to go. But we'll have to next time i guess, make a day out of it.
So we got home around six ten and walked with Angel to the festival. It was time for the street dance. I didn't wanna go, at all, but I did 'cause they asked me to.

While there, I saw some people from school and talked to them, I got a few random hugs from people like Shelia and the "Oh! I miss you sooo much!"'s from most of them. So, nikie and I walked to McDonalds and got drinks then went back. And people had ran their mouths, like always. Angel had just been with her oldest son when five mins later, people were telling her he was completely messed up. He came over to her and he was fine and eventually, she took him to everyone who had said he was messed up and asked them if he looked messed up to them...all of which said No.

So then, we heard a rumor that he had two girls who were gonna beat up his x-wife, seperated-not really divorced yet. It was the next morning before I found it those two girls were none other then Nikie and I. I wish someone would've told us about that, we didn't have a clue.XD So yeah...what an eventful day.
We ended up ending that night by watching Angel draw funny pictures on my Okami game. First she drew Nikie and then my Emo Asian boy....and damn...he looked funny but Nikie looked worse. So I finally went to bed around 11 or so. Remember people, I had been up and going since 4:15 that morning. I woke up today around noon when the bedroom door opened...funny thing was, no one was home. Well, Nikie was but she was still asleep upstairs. So who knows anymore. All I know is I'm tired right now. Like...dead tired pretty much. I slept to late today so I'm still sleepy. My body is too odd like that. But I'ma done with this post I guess. Nothing much else to say besides...........BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.